What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?